"i'm gonna push here gently"

a man in a suit is hitting a hole in a wall with a hbo logo behind him

Alt: a man in a suit is hitting a hole in a wall with a hbo logo behind him

the egg is already rounded, a corner isn't necessary. flat surface provides a more consistent cracking experience

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i'd send an image of my door with a bunch of shit on it like these good morning gifs

a painting of pumpkins and leaves with the words good morning written on it

Alt: a painting of pumpkins and leaves with the words good morning written on it

i've been cracking eggs since i was a kid and i still suck. but yeah i typically put a paper towel down and crack on a flat surface. helps a lot. also, if you notice the crack going vertical instead of horizontal, i'd recommend trying the other side of the egg bc vertical cracks are a nightmare

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i love the light watercolor tone for the hair