Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

I’m a retired pilot. I knew what *several* of those buttons did.

Now do the vaping one!

Every plane I've ever been on was piloted by Captain Speaking

by popular demand

I have, no joke, used your tweet once or twice over the PA of my plane. . . . . (it's cargo tho, so my colleagues got a little chuckle, but still)

Reminds me of Airplane 2 youtu.be/Ebo0aLLPYwA?...

Airplane! The Sequel (1982 movie) - blinking, beeping and flashing lights

Vad jag IntE vill höra 19:10.... s.a.s. (CPH>BRU)

Oh, sir, your mic is open!

Don’t forget about all the dials as well

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