I hope this email finds a home in your hoard of 10k unread messages.

I didn’t know you had my spouse’s email address lol

Like a mouse in the insulation in your attic

Your email is very important to us, we'll nestle it in between all these calls that are also very important to us

You greatly underestimate my inbox

SEE IT AND WEEP AT THE SIGHT OF MY POWER

I'm in this post and I don't like it. I shouldn't be surprised your post dealt Psychic Damage, PK - your initials also stand for Psychokinesis. OH NO - and Pyrokinesis. (gulp)

In my defense, about 9500 of those are spam so they are not worth reading.