I don't understand young folks these days

Pepper wants to know when the decorations are going up

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I still work in kitchens and had similar worries about being triggered but turns out the most upsetting thing about the show is what they get wrong about the environment

My condolences that you're only now learning this

Laser engraving ftw

Depends entirely upon your definition of help but according to mine, yes

You could also take those patties, make them into spaghetti sauce and feed everyone but that's just me being hungry

A memento, as it were

You could've stopped at "sexy"