Mine was always a house fire at night and my kids would be on the other side of the wall of flames. Simple but all-consuming

Your brother should thank you for washing his hair so nicely

How did she react to it? I know my kids would have been thrilled AF. Of course, one of the deciding factors for my daughter’s college was that the school of choice had ghosts on campus.

Yeah but they’d all end about eight days later.

As a boomer myself I can attest to this completely and without reservation. Boomers will let the oceans boil in 30 years, as long as they can remain exquisitely comfortable for the next 20. I fucking hate my generation.

I think I might have butt-texted a response.

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April, 2019: I was at a gas station outside of Pittsburgh at 9am on a Sunday. I went inside to get coffee While I was pouring a man grabbed my ass and asked for sex When I said no he said "I can't wait for Trump to be president cuz we can take care of all the maggots and faggots like you."

“Sometime soon, you and I are gonna tussle.” “How about now? I’m free now.”

I make it a habit to compliment women on anything that they are wearing or hair-ing if I like it. It brings both of us joy. Most of the time. Sometimes I will compliment a transphobe, which confuses tf out of them. So I feel twice the joy. 😁