nothing hotter than a man on fire

every day a dying day

was never a fan of the green. or the mountains. idk. I want purple and pinstripes.

so powerful they refill my tea

urgh these unis are the pits

idk "a new generation of founding fathers" sounds bad

call him Elon Stench because he do be odorous

"but guess what and by the way" is really unduly funny to me

simpler times

idk but this squash is making me smile