I wasn't planning on voting, but I just got served an ad by the fascist party that basically boiled down to "lol this soy beta cuck isn't voting for us, he must loooove lefties 🤪." That was so awful that now I'm going to look up how to go vote, out of spite.

I have the previous Nintendo alarm clock somewhere here in this house and I don't even know where. Also, a spider just crawled out of the couch I sat on. These are my credentials. Take them as you will.

People are upsetti that the Nintendo alarm clock can't scan your body if you're in bed with another person. Buddy, I have some sour news for you. If you're the kind to spend a hundred bucks on a novelty game clock, any relationship you're in is already a ticking time bomb. Enjoy it while it lasts.

I'll settle for one, but I'm just a hopeless romantic soul like that

30 hours. I finally have a slightly larger inventory in Tears of the Kingdom after investing more time than your average full game. Game of the year.

Advertising your penis scam Discord in the game description is crazy work

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konchi https://store.steampowered.com/app/3066120/ Konchi is a clicker game played by clicking on various acquired Konchis. Get a random Konchi every 30 minutes to increase your collection. We are also looking for Konchi designs on Discord! Your design may appear in the game. We look...

You're gonna somehow fumble being in a musical with Lady Gaga?

Maximum the Hormone and Atarashii Gakko did a song together in what can only be described as "100% my shit" youtu.be/teRgh01Xb1U

マキシマム ザ ホルモン 『シミ feat.新しい学校のリーダーズ』(MV Special Ver.) Music Video

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The true Halloween month scare is just to be increasingly boomerposting

Good news is that kale season is back, so get it while you can. Bad news is that those leafy fibers really do a number on the digestive system. I'll let you picture that on your own.