just remember trump won't read your jokes about him, unless, as we recently found out, you get jury selected on one of his other trials, in which case they might actually be read out to him to his face, so, y'know, go for it

They should really break up all the other indictments give more in the country a chance to serve... Actually no I don't ever want to hear about a pornstars description about that jack off.

I wonder if I get called for giuliani's trial... If they'll read my Trump tweets...

And you reposting someone outside of the jury pool gives them the opportunity to be thrown in his face too!

It's almost pascal's wager for shitposting

Idk - does Trump plan to have his hands enlarged in case he goes to prison?

<Sighs, tweets joke, and starts the process to becoming a US citizen.> #longgamepayoff

Mean Tweets: People's Court Edition

Yet 💀🇺🇸 just accentuates where we are in this mango-makeupped; #stochastic#terrorist-ridden#gun#jurists are considered "brave" to serve in a basic civic duty.

His (and by 'his' I mean specifically and exclusively Donald Trump) face constantly looks like a toddler passing a difficult bowel movement. Please select me to covict that bloviating asshole. Sincerely, -John Cutting