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Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
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Not sure if you are looking for advice here so feel free to ignore me and youā€™re probably already using one but I found a hammer drill to be a game changer when I moved to a house with solid walls.

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Is that where Lorena Bobbitt was from?

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Just got back from a friendā€™s karaoke birthday party and, would you believe, theyā€™ve taken my song off the karaoke machine? I always do My Shot from Hamilton but it is there no more. I feel personally attacked.

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thereā€™s music for literally every activity

Soundtrack CD of ā€œSheā€™s Having a Babyā€ with price sticker partially covering the title making it appear to read ā€œSHAVING A BABY.ā€
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Batten down the hatches!

Screenshot of the BBC weather app showing wind of 15000 miles per hour.
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Just imagine.

Three leaflets from center parcs arranged in such a way that the titles form the sentence ā€œjust imagine eating out grown upsā€
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Is this Israeli feta, Neil?

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I wish they all could be Californiaā€¦ I wish they all could be Californiaā€¦ I wish they all could be Californiaā€¦ Squirrels

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Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
218 followers414 following771 posts