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Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
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colleague makes an astute point about how often UK political weirdness is tied to pig products - Starmer's sausages, Cameron, obviously, but also Miliband with the bacon sandwich, Truss and the pork markets - leading me to wonder if parliament is built on a feral hog burial ground

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The BBC has made its sound effects archive openly available online! The descriptions are pretty great, although I'd love to be able to browse/filter by program as well sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk 📚📜

BBC Sound Effects
BBC Sound Effects

BBC Sound Effects

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Battlefield Perth

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"i would like a SMALL CABBAGE"

Photoshop of Ripley in Alien, where the beast's face is righr next to her's, but the beast is the cute baby pygmy hippo
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New Grindr profile

Doreen malt loaf packet saying “top me however you like”
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Revenge of the Swifties. Revenge of the Swifties.

IN 2018 MIKE HUCKABEE
 SENT OUT THIS TWEET:
 Gov. Mike Huckabee @ @GovMikeHu... • 10/8/18
 So @taylorswift13 has every right to be political but it
 won't impact election unless we allow 13 yr old girls
 to vote. Still with #MarshaBlackburn
 IN 2024 SWIFTIES FOR KAMALA
 ANSWERED:
 Swifties For Kamala
 @Swifties4Kamala
 Guess who's old enough to vote now
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Ah, so Google just thinks I’m European now? 🤔

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At first I thought the was the AI giving me a nonsense answer but on second thought I think this is Google giving me a , instead of a decimal point. Very confusing!

A Google search result saying that 10 ounces equals 283,495 grams (out by a factor of 1000)
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I’ll just…nope

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Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
222 followers414 following776 posts