Qrik has received new-new gloomy protobean! hnn! Reader-things! Tell-say to Qrik how to make protobean happy-happy!

Give-offer the protogen-thing some fresh RAM.

Give pet-pets. Lots of pet-pets! Maybe some squish-hugs too.

Protobean definitely wants a strawberry milkshake

Make sure you install all the web browser add-ons you can find on him!

Make sure to give them the max amount of RAM, and plenty of defeagging!

Give them kisses and a m&m