as a kid I wanted cute plush/toys of gryphons and dragons SO MUCH but the only ones I ever found were semi realistic and kinda gnarly and I just have to say this absolutely fulfills those childhood dreams

ohhhhh I would buy these as stickers in a heartbeat, there are so few good ferret stickers ;;

They work differently, using feeds! here's a primer thread: bsky.app/profile/dary...

God I'm so glad that the bank caught it and were able to protect them but that's so so fucked 😬 I'm sorry you had to deal with this, it must be extremely unnerving. Talking to my family about it now.

Jesus CHRIST this is awful

Thank you! 💖

Trying a radical new approach called 'make it functional before decorating it, dummy'

The kids are alright

can you even imagine feeling so self-assured about a move like this

damn u made some powerful enemies that day