I actually rented this for my C64. There were bits of movie footage in it too.
It will emulsify fairly quickly. This should be enough for 2-4 hearts of romaine and a couple of big chicken breasts. The parmesan is added separately (1/2 cup grated).
2 Garlic Cloves (smashed) 3 Tbsp fresh Lemon Juice 2 tsp Dijon Mustard 1 tsp Anchovy Paste 1/2 tsp Salt 1/2 tsp Pepper 7 Tbsp Olive Oil (or oil of choice) Combine everything but oil in a food processor or blender and mix until basically a paste. With motor running add the oil in a thin stream.
I have a really easy caesar salad dressing from bon apetit if you want it for the future.
I can't be clear enough in this... WE ARE OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS. Not wanting to overload us is terrible a reason for authors to avoid submitting their own (non-"AI") work. You have the stories we want to see.
I'm on a daily dose of amphetamines and it has not made me thin.
Smoking makes you skinnier. In addition to killing you, that is.
Fun fact: in California, sellers are required to disclose if a house is haunted.