Wayne Rooney should just adjust to his obvious new career path of “greeter dressed as Henry VIII at Hampton Court”. It would give him something to do with his afternoons.

every poll right now is like: Swing State (n=2,343) Prop 2 (Abortion rights) Approve 71% Reject 25% “Donald Trump has called people like me 'vermin' in the past month" Yes 65% No 29% 🔵 Harris: 47% (+1) 🔴 Trump: 46%

LOL

*offer does not apply to women seeking maternity pay

Proper mental.

I always like that one because it locates the problem in - essentially - your messaging, as opposed to the alternative explanation - “people understand very well what we stood for and that’s why they dislike us so very intensely”

Almost have to admire the level of delusion needed to say this after losing your own seat.

UBbbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.socialSep 30, 2024 1:57pm

I'd have done better than Sunak in election, says Liz Truss

I'd have done better than Sunak in election, says Liz Truss

The former PM tells a packed hall what she thinks of her Tory predecessors and the MPs vying to be the next leader.

The 'this political party has just entered opposition for the first time in a decade' drinking game. Someone says the real problem is over the last '30 years': take a shot.

The Tories in opposition are going to be far, far weirder than Labour ever were.

Remember how they used to claim to be champions of free speech?

ABadambienkov.bsky.socialSep 30, 2024 12:09pm

Liz Truss now calling for universities and other organisations to be "defunded" if they're "antithetical to conservative values"