Today was various described by me as "drinking from Niagara Falls", "eating a herd of elephants", and "having a truck full of bricks dumped on me". But I must prevail!

I'm there with you! 3.5 hours of onboarding meetings, 4.5 hours of onboarding videos/training and coursework. =P I know now more about Unions and the Taft-Hartley Act than I ever wanted to know.