lol she just made me drink a cocktail made of oysters (it was good)

How can I unread this idea

Got over my fear of doing resistance training and finally started doing weights at the gym instesd of just cardio. Gonna get so jacked now

Lol after I came out to my family, for years "buddy" was the only way my dad would address me. No names, no pronouns, just "buddy"

goddamit

in your defence the references to ted cruz are really hard to notice! they use something called subtext. hope this helps 😊

sisyphus' boulder dont u mean dude's rock

wow voting for genocide harris in a non-swing state? guess we know who still holds raytheon stock

We went from flirting over trespassing to you filming me fighting someone in a pool of blood in like 4 hours. What a fucking night

It's a house for snax