I see that @theinformation has adopted the tech model of consent: “allow” or “ask me later”

It sure would be swell if @CloudFlare let me update the contact / registrant info for multiple domains in bulk. I do not want to click into several dozen domains to do it manually.

I recommend this re:Invent session talk, because I am absolutely self-promotional like that.

The folks at @awssupport are some of the hardest working in tech, and I adore them. But I don’t love whatever internal process or policy that compels them to respond with generic links to the re:Post forum in response to virtually any question.

Three cowboys sit at a fire, boasting about who’s tough. “I was run over by a stagecoach,” said the first. “That’s nothing, I got bitten by a rattlesnake and had to crawl to town,” said the second. The third said nothing as he slowly stirred the coals with his penis.

No, @Optum, this happened because you shitheads failed to properly secure your systems / invest adequately in cybersecurity. Don’t try to dodge responsibility.

Today I discovered I'm beefing with the AWS HPC team.

Local development doesn’t make sense unless I’m trying to talk my boss into buying me a new laptop, then it’s the only way to write software.

Company is named “DoNotPay” AGREES TO PAY the FTC $193k They have played us for absolute fools

OpenAI is dropping more executives than products lately. They used to iterate insanely quickly.