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Heather Downing
@quorralyne.bsky.social
Software dev & speaker. Developer Advocate & Microsoft MVP. #dotNET/APIs/identity/drones. Technical, curious and traveling often from KC, Missouri. KCDC crew.
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Riding a brand new A220-300 sky ferrari at 6am from MCI to SEA is totally worth it to get to our gateway flight to Asia via TPE! This journey takes us to Da Nang, Vietnam for a few days, a friend's wedding in Perth, Australia and a mini vacation in Bali before a day in Taipei. @ben.sc

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What are you building and hosting your personal websites with now? I'm interested! Chime in with stack, host, and cost monthly/yearly if possible 🙂 P.S. #Wordpress#Wix totally count here.

a man says nobody 's reading your website while another man looks on
a man says nobody 's reading your website while another man looks on

ALT: a man says nobody 's reading your website while another man looks on

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Love it when the mist returns in autumn 🍁

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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #37,963!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #37,963, Heather Downing ‪@quorralyne.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 25, 2023"
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Fedica.

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The silver lining to waking up early today was a gorgeous sunrise flyover of Smithville Lake 🌄 and as always our airport looked beautiful at dawn 🤩. See you in a few weeks, @Fly_KansasCity! MCI ✈️ LGA ✈️ YUL #kcgirl#travel#delta#mci

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Went to the park early. Found ourselves in the beginning of a local 5k race, and decided to follow! Husky pups loved every minute of the cheering section at the finish line 🤣🐕

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Time for hacker summer camp! #defcon32

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Here it is! The official premiere of The Linebreakers new music video. A parody of Adele's Rolling in the Deep, but for us developers who struggle with constantly changing project requirements. youtu.be/iHyax4vXxls?...

Fight the Feature Creep
Fight the Feature Creep

Music: "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth. Performed by The Linebreakers Heather Downing: vocals Hannes Lowette: guitar Mark Rendle: bass Vagif Abilov: keys Dylan Beattie: everything else Camera: Magnus Kristiansen Special thanks to @NDC Conferences Lyrics: There's a requirement, on top of my stack, Seeking enlightenment, I message you on Slack, I don't see why we're waiting to go live Our funding ran out months ago, we're struggling to survive Nobody needs all this shit you're specifying Developers are burning out, the CFO is crying All these requirements, sat here on my stack, No way we'll ship them all while we're still in the black The project backlog’s a hundred miles long, You keep on saying, we’ve gotta have it all, The project backlog’s a hundred miles long, I can’t help thinking… We ought to cut ‘em all (haven't got a clue, what is MVP) Fight the feature creep, (like a waterfall, features gonna creep) Right from the start we tried, had a plan (haven't got a clue, what is MVP) But you say it’s incomplete (like a waterfall, features gonna creep) Maybe I don't know what we should have done, But our nearest competitor just shipped their version 1, It doesn't run on blockchain, scan Facebook for your friends They hit a million signups in their opening weekend, The project backlog’s a hundred miles long, (haven't got a clue, what is MVP) You keep on saying, we’ve gotta have it all, (like a waterfall, features gonna creep) The project backlog’s a hundred miles long, (haven't got a clue, what is MVP) I can’t help thinking... (like a waterfall, features gonna creep) We ought to cut ’em all (haven't got a clue, what is MVP) Fight the feature creep, (like a waterfall, features gonna creep) Right from the start we tried, had a plan (haven't got a clue, what is MVP) But you say it’s incomplete (like a waterfall, features gonna creep) We ought to cut ’em all Fight the feature creep, Right from the start we tried, had a plan But you say it’s incomplete Cut your road map, cut it to the bone Nobody cares if we run on Windows Phone Nobody’s buying, the vision that you sold, Maybe time to pick up the agile manifesto

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Celebrating a 6x MSFT MVP Award this year! Grateful for this fantastic program. #MVPBuzz

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Heather Downing
@quorralyne.bsky.social
Software dev & speaker. Developer Advocate & Microsoft MVP. #dotNET/APIs/identity/drones. Technical, curious and traveling often from KC, Missouri. KCDC crew.
354 followers101 following184 posts