You Can Call Me Al is ten times the piece of shit that We Built This City is. The latter is just a dumb pop song. The former strives for artistry and meaning but the lightbulb in its thought bubble is a burnt out Christmas tree LED. It stinks

The one thing the boomers are right about is Werthers Originals. An unimpeachable, timeless treat. 11/10

My toxic trait is that I like when egg punk bands do those boomer ass 1950s rock n roll pastiches with double snare hits and vocal harmonies

Making a game in the style of Overcooked but instead of making and serving food you suck and fuck

I am once again laughing to the point of near collapse about the time he said “Tim Apple”

On to Lifted now, this still rules too. Remember when every second person on MySpace claimed to be "the kid with the chemicals"? Who was the real one

When I had that hair a plover swooped my ass once and was definitely going for the red bits. Amazingly, I don't think I wrote a sad song about it -what a wasted opportunity

Saw an ad for the Bright Eyes tour and now I'm listening to I'm Wide Awake for the first time in probably 15 years and having a bit of a moment. Also, I wanna say I'm sincerely thankful to everyone that happily hung out with me in public in 2005 when I had that red fringe that went past my chin

Why does it cost over $200 to see NOFX? That's enough to go see 2-4 actual decent gigs. I don't like them, I like 5-6 songs and want to feel like I'm 13 again for an hour and a half