Is somebody gonna match my freak, and by that I mean will they gladly have Ric’s breakfast at 8 AM on a Sunday

10 video games to get to know me! (Totally stealing your formatting Flop 🖤) 𐕣 DOOM 𐕣 Diablo/Diablo II 𐕣 Pokemon RBY 𐕣 Skyrim 𐕣 Stardew Valley 𐕣 WipeOut/2097/3/Omega Collection 𐕣 Starcraft 𐕣 The Legend of Zelda/BotW 𐕣 Fallout: New Vegas 𐕣 Balatro

Donating my body to science but only if I’m dunked in a vat of deadly Panera lemonade like it’s FEV from Fallout

Went on Reverb before bed last night and found a pair of used Matt Pike Lace pickups for dirt cheap. Like, less than half the price of getting one new for both of them. One of the SGs is getting an upgrade soon

Love when someone in a senior/executive role in a company hands in their notice and an email goes around asking people to contribute to a going-away gift. This person made my annual salary in a month and you’re asking me for money? Kindly eat my ass

Teenage Me: Killers is the best Maiden LP 20s Me: I’m not sure anymore. Powerslave and Piece of Mind are both incredible, Live After Death might even be the right pick. It’s too hard to choose just one. 30s Me: Killers is the best Maiden LP

You Can Call Me Al is ten times the piece of shit that We Built This City is. The latter is just a dumb pop song. The former strives for artistry and meaning but the lightbulb in its thought bubble is a burnt out Christmas tree LED. It stinks

The one thing the boomers are right about is Werthers Originals. An unimpeachable, timeless treat. 11/10

My toxic trait is that I like when egg punk bands do those boomer ass 1950s rock n roll pastiches with double snare hits and vocal harmonies

Making a game in the style of Overcooked but instead of making and serving food you suck and fuck