The temptation to buy a crappy garden gnome statue from a garden centre and move it to a different place in the department until you notice it is strong

That'll prevent summoning her, but it may afford the music gnome enough time to break through to our plane of existence

Ahh, in which case I think it'll summon Linda McCartney

OK, but you know this will summon the sausage gods, right?

We should start naming hurricanes after fossil fuel companies.

My brain woke me up after only five hours of sleep, which is both a. Outrageous and b. A full crime.

Please help save Tilted Axis Press. They publish books no one else will and turn them into Booker Prize winners and bestsellers and new building blocks of the great collective unconscious. They just need to get beyond this difficult part here, a gap left by UK arts funding failure. Please help.

I recently enjoyed Juno Dawson's Queen B and Her Majesty's Royal Coven. I'm slow in getting to them, I know!

Hey Bluesky! Hit me up with the most recent book, story, song, or other piece of art you loved that was created by a trans person. Let's boost some trans creators today.

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