Instagram has learned that I enjoy a tea advent calendar and I'm not mad about it. Nice change from when it thought I was outdoors sportsy.
Instead of responding with escalating violence, this man opted for a reasonable accommodation that solved the problem and is now proving to be mutually beneficial.
Saw my first Christmas decorations tonight. Happy Thanksgiving!
I saw that a lot in Toronto, where the snow often started as really fat rain
say what you will about gustav holst that mother fucker knew exactly what planets sound like
Hard same
And no, I did not make my parents sleep on the air mattress, they got the real bed and fresh sheets 😄
My parents stayed with me last night very last minute (hooray for air mattress) because they mixed up the dates of when they were dog sitting at someone else's house and let friends stay in their apartment. Dog owner came home (surprise!) and they suddenly needed somewhere to sleep