"Why did the picture go to jail? -Because it was framed!"
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got 12 fridges!"
"How do you deal with a fear of spped bumps? - you slowly get over it!"
"What isthe difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? -Attire!" #rachnidad#dadjokes
// sorry for my absence the past few days. I've been sick and am exhausted from trying to fight it off. Don't worry though, more terrible dad jokes are incoming!
"Why do geologists hate their jobs? - they get taken for granite."
// Since we have hashtags now, adding #MassEffectOC#MassEffectRP to this post.
"From memory they didn't reproduce but both parties left the encounter pleased with the occurrence. It was quite enlightening to read the lengths that some authors will go to just to tell a story about sex."
// sometimes this is the way. These things have to be discussed!