Folks, Harris has to win this election for many reasons but mainly so Elon Musk will have the kind of tantrum that sends him to the hospital.
Australia piling on that effort. bsky.app/profile/mith...
Elon tried "that one trick that judges really hate"... And it turns out that it didn't work. @questauthority.bsky.social / @akivamcohen.bsky.social / @kathryntewson.bsky.social, if you need a good laugh this morning. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Elon Musk merging Twitter into X didn’t absolve X from child safety fine.
I expect him to OD if she wins tbh
I have to believe it's because any time he gets near something potentially dangerous they distract him with something that can't hurt him. You know. The way you handle a toddler.
I want to take so much ketamine that he permanently identifies as a frog.
Or to the moon!
That sounds like a great dream to aspire for. I hope we can make it happen.
If Harris wins, Musk gets prosecuted for child rape on Epstein's island....he hates Trump as much as we do , but needs him to stay out of jail
yeah if the GOP does all this shit and still loses it will be funnier than Four Seasons Total Landscaping
He’ll be in a ketamine coma long enough for some hero to dress up his hospital room to look like Mars for a 24 hour livestream to catch his reaction when he wakes up.
He will "invent" his own treatment and lose a finger