Yo my silence trim diamond encrusted leather right pants look sick and they're never coming off

Can someone show pencil trick I volunteer to be the audience participation

the joker is wearing a purple suit and talking about a magic trick

Alt: Ram a pencil into my eyeball and lobotomize me with it

This but Minecraft

I'm really mad about the netherite upgrade templates after coming back to Minecraft I am so fucking mad

Imagine me trying to tell my mother that the book burning and which burning episode of Buffy the vampire Slayer is about homophobia. And she tells me not everything has subtext Magic is literally used as a stand-in in several episodes for lesbian sex And that dude with the guy liner... Come on...

Gg00dk4t.bsky.socialSep 25, 2024 11:38am

Okay we're getting out of the "subtext" and dangerously close to just actual definite text. Not that I mind, of course. Lesbians, just what the doctor ordered 🥰🩵

I'm going to make another run at quitting smoking 😎 I'm just finished my last one wish me luck 🫡

The whole “liberals being mad at Chappell Roan” situation is literally “liberals” demanding queer people bow at the altar of neoliberalism in order to have their rights protected. Period.

You mean I could really spend 16 hours a day toiling in the mines

Wake up chat new shitpost handle just dropped

I don't like the way they taste anymore I don't like the way they smell anymore But I have my cardboard box full of poison Just in case I need them I guess