I rarely eat at Chik-Fil-A and only then when we are gifted a gift card by someone. Figure we might as well go since they already have the money. IMO, their chicken is far superior to Popeye's but it's got that gross homophobic aftertaste.

I’d eat the free sandwich but also say things like “Christ, this is rancid. What was the tumourus lump in there?” in a loud voice while I was eating it.