Always good to keep the ones you love on their toes. Nonsense is good for the soul.

That’s not hard. The hard part is getting the octopus to kiss her back. They might slap her.

Me in a parallel universe:

People should fall in love with their eyes closed. Just close your eyes. Don't look and it's magic.

Fucking Phoenix pay system. That is all. Reserving further comment till later. But you can bet your ass my head is full of choice words.

Just this very morning, I was struggling to find a reason for why I prefer being in bed...leave it to Andy to find it for me.

Intoxication! Notebook *intoxication*…

I just need that squirrel to be flipping the bird…

Too good! A little hit of hope and optimism and the intoxicating smell of paper and broken dreams…

You’re not alone.