It took me 1.5 hours to read because i needed to take 5 breaks to stop laughing maniacally. If you know what "My Immortal" is to Harry Potter, this is its equivalent. I wasn't laughing because it was good, it is disastrously bad. It'll take me a bit to type a tread with all my thoughts.

First, this text a clear proof that a machine translation was made, yet never posted in this thread for some reason. There is no other way the overall structure could've been so close to the original. It is no adaptation, so much as it is an edit replacing names and some objects.