Russell Wilson is bad a t football.
My mother was a mom of nine, and CNN never said dick about it.
Just because his diet mainly consists of McDonald's fries, that does not make him qualified to operate the fryer. Based on his work history, he's not qualified to scrub the toilet.
A nail biter right to the end. Imagine being a kicker on a new team and having your very first attempt be to win the game. No pressure there.
Arnold Palmer, one of, if not the greatest golfer to live, is well hung according to a walking and talking penis with ears. Never in my life would I have guessed that a former "President" would be talking about another man's junk while campaigning. Strange times, indeed.
I just knew Trump would be one of those creepy old dudes watching you in the shower.
What police officer or military leader is going to follow through with that order? Imagine telling them they had to harm other citizens because they called him a tiny dicked poopy pants.
My Green Bay Packers have more playoff wins in the Cowboys stadium than the Cowboys do.
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy making a heart with his finger
After learning how to control the weather, Democratic leaders turned to controlling animals.