I have turned down free robots from several brands who wanted me to promote them. The appearance, smell, frequency, & location of your cat's poop tells you so much about their health! It's not just obvious things, like Harpo's GI issues. I know when Gummitch is stressed by how deep he buries his.

My oldest friend, a 75-year-old former cab driver & lumber mill foreman, who mainly listens to jazz & classic rock, loves Chappell Roan, who he learned about from his grandkids.

I am very grateful for his followers when confronted with five-figure vet bills, but am perennially surprised at how many people seem to think none of those vets thought to recommend a probiotic, or some other simple & easily obtainable remedy.

I have a 16 year old cat with cancer & about a million followers, so I get annoying unsolicited advice every day, & I'm disabled to boot. Replying to an "Instacart sucks" convo with an ethical yet obscure alternative is nothing like "have you tried yoga" or "maybe sprinkle Miralax on his food."

It's probably nothing more than he got it wrong originally, & then decided to stick to it after it was pointed out that he'd gotten it wrong.

When Bikers for Trump went around searching for someone to make their pro-Trump t-shirts, they said paying just $8 more for a US-made t-shirt would be too much. They have good reason to believe this: most consumers are very price sensitive when it comes to clothing. (17/20)When Bikers for Trump went around searching for someone to make their pro-Trump t-shirts, they said paying just $8 more for a US-made t-shirt would be too much. They have good reason to believe this: most consumers are very price sensitive when it comes to clothing. (17/20)

I eventually sold all my CDs except for the 25th anniversary double CD that Dr. Demento gave me for my 25th birthday. (He started the show the year I was born.)

I have trained pigeons that had more sense than Donald Trump.

Aww. I miss giving Harpo satisfying belly rubs. He gets imaging so often that his belly fur never seems to have time to fully grow back before it gets shaved again. That little bugger is lucky so many people on the internet love him; his vet bills are more than my annual income has been some years

There was a Deplorean in the parking lot at Walgreen's this afternoon. The discoloration was delicious.