awake too much... that thing they say about spending 33% of your life in bed, let's just say I'm looking for a little cash back when I pay my sleeping bill

like, for every time i wake up screaming or paralyzed i want to be comped 3 to 6 hours of personal Up and At 'Em time, around 5 or 6 am, a nice extra block to drop off mail and walk in the forest before the onslaught begins