If crows are so smart, how come they eat literal garbage?

The sphere sold out

Last night the pizza place gave me six very large garlic knots for free, so now I have to eat bread for dinner this week

What is mgto

What’s your Normal dose

Love the point that the main function of a piece like this is to give libs a reason not to care about something

Going to the hospital is goated when having a life threatening head contusion is the vibe

Stop bullying drew :(

They should make a drink that tastes as good as lead paint but doesn’t give you as much medical problems

Terrifying wedge