Wow it would sure be bad if you worked for an organization that unquestioningly runs cover for every stupid fake right-wing controversy from organized retail theft to trans panic to campus wokeness

let's go Mets, baby, we love da Mets, don't we folks?

I sincerely hope everyone involved is getting well compensated on the deal (@billcorbett.bsky.social) because the MST3K channel on Pluto TV is absolutely saving my sanity and my life while caring for my newborn

Luna Quipster

I will have the melody of "Let the Eagle Soar" in my head until the day I die

I regret to inform you that the Weezer Voyage to the Blue Planet tour absolutely whips, we love seeing Rivers engaged and shredding and playing stuff like "Burndt Jamb" and "You Gave Your Love to Me Softly," don't we folks?

TRUMP: Immigrants are eating people's pets HARRIS: Dick Cheney loves me

it really does suck that every local paper decided the path of least resistance/most profitability is creating content that reinforces suburbanites' decision to never leave the five-mile radius around their homes when they glance over at the newspaper rack past the checkout at the Mt. Kisco ShopRite

one of my many new beliefs after spending a couple days in the hospital after the birth of my child: every team should immediately replace its military/cop chud of the game with the maternal/fetal nurse of the game, also we should redistribute all of Elon Musk's money to them

Just watched "Escape from New York" for the first time and couldn't stop picturing the parents of the Manhattan prison guards driving around Long Island with PROUD GUARD PARENT stickers and getting mad when people don't clap loud enough for the USPF Officer of the Game at Islanders games