A philosopher goes to McDonald's and orders a Happy Meal. Cashier: "Would you like fries with that?" Philosopher: "I think not" The philosopher suddenly disappears. Cashier: "Mon Dieu, he is not..."

This made me giggle more than im willing to admit

I appreciate this joke deep in my soul.

I choked on my ice cube. this is the best joke I have read so far.

I am French therefore I am fry

Is this some Descartes reference or what?

This was probably my most niche philosophy dad joke.

"Oh non, 'e was affirming le consequent!"

Took me a minute.