After manually adjusting columns and breaks for so long, just discovered Paragraph | Flow Options | "Keep with previous paragraph" and "Prevent orphaned first lines" in Affinity Publisher. This project just got a lot easier!
funny, they're calling my Johnny Hugepenisniceman due to my huge penis and niceness
your rates are extremely reasonable one day, when i have money, we will make a game
i stack immense amounts of paper
OY FUCKERS I WAS HARD SHILLING THIS PIECE OF BRAINFUCK AND I AM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO DO IT SO AGAIN ELSE MY BOSS DEACTIVATES MY FRONTAL LOBE Go check out Hypermall
they made clay woke???
i'll have to check that out (been a while since I read Down We Go) but that was kind of my plan, especially for Restless Dead. Skeletons, Zombies, etc. are all similar but one of them sounds like a xylophone