You’re not wrong.

Is your favorite Nightmare on Elm Street Dream Warriors, or are you straight?

It’s freezing in the morning, and a perfect 67 throughout the day. I get to break out the extra blankies and hoodies. Hot coffee just hits extra hard in the morning. Gods, this is my favorite time of year.

Had a great time at the Ren Faire yesterday. Was giving them Tiefling vibes all day. And look how handsome @pier.chee.gay is!! 😻😻😻

You can blame Disney for unrealistic relationship expectations all you want, but I watched Casper ask Kat “Can I keep you?” When I was 11, and I’m pretty sure that’s where my unrealistic expectations of men started.

Providing beer for a local jazz festival today. I love my job.

Get you a chee that takes you to target when you’re sick to get a new blanket and an Ewok plushy to make you feel better.

It’s real NICE outside today.

That’s so cute!!!!!!

It’s fall time, bitches. Gimme a PSL, and a hoodie, stat.