crab insurance: it’s insurance for crabs

this is the First Sign

i'm in a bucket and someone is about to get Out of the bucket, is crab insurance right for me?

here we go again

My favorite jingle ever

Hermit crabs also need renter's insurance.

Every month now I get my crab insurance receipt from Substack, which makes no reference to Substack anywhere and literally looks like insurance for crabs, and it fills me with delight.

thank you for bringing this back

my children need nicorette

folks we are so back

They *are* prone to cancer