IPhone: Remember, I'm going to update tonight. me: Ok cool. IPhone: Remember, I'm going to update tonight, ok? me: Yep, I got it. IPhone: Hey, I'm going to update tonight, FYI. me: yes fine. - Next morning - iPhone: Yeah, I didn't update. me: š¤¬
former tempe resident here every holiday season, tempe police go to all the churches in the area and specifically warn them not to feed any of the unhoused people or else they would shut them down and thatās just the tip of the iceberg
Turns out, BJ on the back of the referee's jersey stands for "Back Judge". I'm kinda glad they banned me from this stadium because, boy am I embarrassed.
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One thing I hate the Democrats for is, they'll let the GOP dismantle something, pull out of a treaty; then when they take power, they don't reverse it.
"react native" is a bullshit name that tricks developers into thinking they're actually "native" because it "renders* to native controls" you are using dogshit that sits between you and the native frameworks of the platform. you can't do better in RN than i can in UIKit and Objective-C/Swift.
Silent? What I wouldnāt give for Christians to STFU.
"Are you guys ready to show the world that Christians will be silent no more?" said one speaker, whose nonprofit is recruiting people to become election workers.
"Are you guys ready to show the world that Christians will be silent no more?" said one speaker, whose nonprofit is recruiting people to become election workers.
I donāt invite people inside of my house just in case theyāre vampires or regular people.
If you are forced to watch American football, you can fool most people by repeating the last thing the announcer says, and add "don't win games". "but <repeated phrase> Don't win games!" example: announcer: We're taking a 5 minute media break.. me: 5 minute media breaks don't win games!