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R. Dubya Slade
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Comedian and creator of Dubya Daily, a genuinely fake and honestly false account of the hottest news stories in the whole wide dubya.
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"If you think about it, only a mentally disabled person would pay overtime." - Donald Trump, probably. "I'm not saying people who pay overtime are crazy, I'm saying overtime pay policies are batshit crazy." - Lindsey Graham, probably.

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Lucky you! The only cat I've seen in concert was one from Nashville. That pussy put on one hell of a show.

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Is it a stray cat?

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"If you think about it, only a mentally disabled person would pay overtime." - Donald Trump, probably. "I'm not saying people who pay overtime are crazy, I'm saying overtime pay policies are batshit crazy." - Lindsey Graham, probably.

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That's awesome. You should get out there and do more. It took me way too long to even realize that other people doing it meant that I could too. The greatest fallacy ever told is that you're too old to start something new.

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No one voluntarily wears glasses unless the sun shines too bright. Even many people without 20/20 vision don't wear glasses. That alone should be reason enough to abandon this project.

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These guys might be seen as small "l" libertarian, but they've never held office as Libertarians. They're Republicans.

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The Libertarian Party. I checked for its stance on abortion. The platform doesn't discuss it at all. www.lp.org/platform/

Platform | Libertarian Party
Platform | Libertarian Party

As adopted by convention, May 2022, Sparks, Nevada. Download PDF

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The party's platform goes on to say, "We oppose governments either mandating, or restricting voluntary access to, medical treatments or procedures including vaccines." When you add the first part with the second, the math should equal free and open access to abortion and other reproductive rights.

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Where do you get that info? The party platform does not once say anything about abortion. It says that "Individuals own their bodies and have rights over them that other individuals, groups, and governments may not violate."

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R. Dubya Slade
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Comedian and creator of Dubya Daily, a genuinely fake and honestly false account of the hottest news stories in the whole wide dubya.
14 followers37 following176 posts