my buddy jelqed for and now hes got asthma. follow the money

women have no interest in my genitals. but they do have interest in a low apr checking account. start yours today bitch

well your honor i was banned from bateworld. but the story will amuse you

your honor i have incovertible evidence that the man before you is spiderman. *takes out penis*

the fcc has labeled me “underground” for my podcast that is only kissing sounds

MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS HAVE RENDERED ME INCAPABLE OF MODERN URINATION TECHNIQUES

call the cops. i scream, brandishing my Erection.

im just a pretender. i put my penis in the soda machine and nothing comes out. not even a shasta

heads up im voted for “most known janitor”. thanks

i am afraid