Sing-alongs are one thing. Chatty folks who want to talk about the latest TikTok sensation at full volume should have gone to the latest trendy hipster hangout. Not an IMAX theater. Thanks for coming to my TED X talk.

Can we please for the love of the imaginary mystical being ease up on the OVER FUCKING USE of the following words in headlines? HORRIBLE FREAKS OUT IMPLODES VISIBLY STUNS SHOCKING BRUTAL UTTERLY DESTROYS SHATTERS TRIGGERS WORST EVER HUMILIATES CORNERED UNHINGED BOMBSHELL

Squoyl

Squirrel!

Squirrel Day 2

SQUIRREL A DAY

Nice! Here's mine...

Yes, please.

He'll?!?! FUCK OFF AUTOCORRECT.

Me thinks it's time to migrate over here full time because that other place gives cesspool and he'll holes a bad name.