I knew I was right to be scared of the deep end. I bet that thing wouldn’t hold back a single pool alligator.
I heard the beginning of an interview w him about this. I turned it off when he tried to convince the listener how deeply involved he was in the selection of the water used in his bullshit vodka. “We tested so many waters at their molecular level to find the truly best of the best…” fuckin Aquaman
I read Shapiro and thought Ben Shapiro
“Whose macaroni necklace was nicer? Here’s what each special boy’s mom had to say.”
“Getting an education” You’ve clearly never interacted with the DC public school system
I will once again be saving myself the trouble of watching the circus. Godspeed to you all.
ALT: a group of men are sitting on a plane with their mouths open and screaming .
If all you ever really ever watch is Big Bang Theory and House Hunters, the answer is “All the time”.
I have significant questions about how Gizmodo is defining the word “famous” here.
…and it’s a lot of people’s opinion
Al! Were you in Pittsburgh in August? I swear I heard someone at my hotel say “you see Weird Al is staying here?” to their buddy.