The american economy be like:

Surround pillow forts with flammable liquids and set the perimeter on fire to force your kids through a bottle neck for tactical supremacy. Follow for more strategy

Sometimes I sit back and think about the times I've been right and pop the biggest baddest boner imaginable

Cat cafe didn't have a single dish with cat in it. 0/5 stars

Guy who spent $44 billion buying Twitter complains about guy whose entire net worth is 16% of the purchase cost of just one of his companies.

Maybe fine tune your sarcasm detector

The first

Also they're comparing an older video game model to a toy figure... though to be fair, "DEI chin" is a growing problem

What would you do if one of your friends in a group text typed like this?

This is my "Santa isn't real" moment as an adult...