Then he drinks out of his glass with one hand like a fucking boss, instead of two hands like a toddler the way Trump does.🤣🤣🤣

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

The GOP has released around 60 Republican-financed polls in swing states in the last few weeks showing Trump in the lead. This is what Steve Bannon meant when he said “flood the zone with shit”. Their sole purpose is to skew the polling averages toward Trump. Trump leading? Please.

The thought of Dog Killer Barbie standing there for 39 minutes, wondering ‘what the fuck is going on, should I say something?’ is nothing but hilarious to me.

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I wanted to do something for Columbus Day so I went to Kroger and got lost looking for the spices