every tweet is about twitter and every skeet is about bluesky ...... both are boring to me

helloooooooo

there are 2 genders

posters on bluesky are like the Careers in the hunger games

world war 3 will be between shitposters and uwus

Bluesky influencer (100 followers)

I almost never smoke weed but i’m really high rn and scrolling thru this app is an out of body experience

Does anyone play stardew valley here? If so is there anything fun left after the movie theater or am I pretty much done

Ummm - why are there shrimp tails in my cereal? (This is not a bit)

I think everyone should own 75 towels per household