sleep paralysis demon with charli xcx's voice that asks if various things are a knife

it;s SUSHI 👏 BEING 👏 FED 👏 THROUGH 👏 A HOLE 👏 IN 👏 THE WALL (where you going?)

Real fans know that human-Pokémon fucking has been implied to be canon since Gen 4 and was confirmed as canon in Legends: Arceus

sleep paralysis demon with charli xcx's voice that asks if various things are a knife

*first day as an umpire* ME: ball CATCHER: what the fuck? that was a strike! ME: *pointing to baseball* looks like a ball to me

I need more trans interests. Malazan and indie rock are such cishet-dude-coded things to be into

Dont call me a book i;ll cum

I rebuke spacetime

when you come out of the closet