max payne starring nic cage and made by the willys wonderland team would have been a better max payne movie

"duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... goose, motherfucker"

Feels like a missed opportunity for Professor X not to go by The Headmaster.

Out with ye olde brat summer. Time to take a bratfall!!

Why is SPATIAL spelt like that? Did it owe somebody money?

It's DEMI MOORE ya idgits. Very mindful!

my lease says i am not permitted to have two wolves inside me

I should be allowed to delete other people’s posts too.

Given the state of things I know this may not be the right time, but I don’t think ducks are very good on land, air or water. I believe they should pick a lane and just practice one thing really hard.

Son you’re more of a man now than you are a boy so it’s time you know the truth. The singer for Foo Fighters was also the drummer in Nirvana