i'm gonna make beef fizz and die and it'll get so many views i want my body donated to science so they can answer the question "what the hell was wrong with this person"

i never forget how long it takes to mull cider, i just always overestimate my patience

i am absolutely the snail in this situation

hobbies include posting facebook statuses to see if anyone notices they're haikus

finally cold enough to bust out this bad boy

Tunic do be like that :3 #Tunic

the trivia question at physical therapy was about the collective nouns for birds and I'm like. y'all don't know me. Fuck off Veronica, I know more about this than you do

forever struggling to be funny "haha" not funny "institutionalized for their own safety"

pardon me while i throw myself into a river

hello yes do you know what it's like to have a love/hate relationship with your own hands. like. i appreciate you bitch but i don't trust you with a goddamn thing