sorry guys this app won't be real until ringo star has an account here where he posts voice-dictated skeets that are like "wow i had a great day with [some session musician] god bless peace and love ringo" [string of emojis] [picture of a duck or something]

✅They got little baby legs ✅And they stand so low ✅You got to pick 'em up just to say hello ❌They got little cars that go beep beep beep ✅They got little voices goin' peep, peep, peep ✅They got grubby little fingers ✅And dirty little minds ✅They're gonna get you every time

❌I don't want no short people 'round here ❌Short people are just the same as you and I ❌Short people got nobody to love

truth of each proposition in Randy Newman's "Short People" with respect to cats: ❌Short people got no reason to live ✅They got little hands ✅And little eyes ✅They walk around tellin' great big lies ✅They got little noses ✅And tiny little teeth ❌They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

really rude of Foreign Languages Press to have a big sale when I'm trying to not spend money on things i don't need.

facility time (paid time off for union reps to do union work)

afaik sympathy strikes are unfortunately illegal in most if not all of canada

That time I was trusted with a label maker.

pretty fucked up that my cats have three bathrooms in my apartment while i only have one, but they don't even pay rent

update on my cats: they are small