This picture of Madonna and her boyfriend makes it look like she’s the last surviving code breaker from Bletchley Park being taken to the palace to finally get an OBE after a campaign by her grandson
Which one’s the boyfriend?
Or, as my friend just said, “This looks like they’re leading her to the ducking-stool”
I do defend Madonna's right to age and wear/behave/fuck how she wants to the hilt, but that is a most unfortunate picture. And it's now getting to the point where her tomboys are making her look even older.
This reminds me of how James Brown would limp off stage with his cape on escorted by a minder, then throw it off and run back to the mic
Thought that was a still from Drag Me To Hell for a minute there...
She looks like she'd read your tea leaves on the front in Blackpool
The last known photograph of a witness to the shooting of a notorious drugs kingpin during a brutal turf war, as she is led away to a police safehouse. It only took El Bastardos six hours to find her, the district attorney blaming corrupt police officers.
Why are all her carers men?
It’s giving off “so, what first attracted you to the millionaire…” vibes